"I told you! No wire hangers, ever!"

“I told you! No wire hangers, ever!”

MOM VanI hope you don’t have a mother, or for that matter an office equipment provider, like Joan Crawford aka “Mommie Dearest” or perhaps, more aptly, “Meet the biggest MOTHER of them all!” Everytime I watch Dunaway’s wire hangar rant from the campy flick “Mommie Dearest”, I get a chill down my spine. You might feel the same when your office equipment gets jammed with the unintended insertion of a errant wire hangar. A call to Modern Office Methods aka MOM! will certainly get you out of this jam.

Julie Italiano, Marketing Manager for MOM!, prepared the on hold script with Mind The Gap’s assistance which outlines a plethora of products and value added services provided by Modern Office Methods based in Cincinnati, OH. Julie wisely focuses her on hold content on how MOM! can improve the operational efficiencies of your office instead of their latest sales promotions. It includes messages about FleetCare, their trademarked software that evaluates the performance of your office equipment, as well as certifications of their service personnel for reputable product lines such as Canon and HP.

Have an errant wire hangar? Listen here and give MOM! a call.

I assure you. “Mommie Dearest” won’t show up at your front door.